82 Jokes which makes you laugh

Joke-1 SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav? STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu balakrishna fan kada..,?? Joke-2 Balayya: Nenu kuda jagan la odarpu yatra cheddam anukuntunnara Zunior N: enduku babai? Balayya: mana cinemalu choosi chanipoyina varikosam Zunior N: nuvu keka babai Joke-3 Balaya: Doctor, this Bucket has got a hole. Can you please repair it? Doctor: Stupid. you knw who iam? Balaya: Of course I heard that you are a famous “Plastic Surgeon” Joke-4 Jr N: Babai naa celllo charging ledu,nee cell ivvu Balayya: Naa cell full charginglo undi bluetooth on chey pampistaaaa Jr N: wat a great idea babai!!!!!!! Joke-5 Jr N: Enti babay kotta kurchi ekkadidi? Balayya: Adem ledura ninna interview ki vellin’te take your seat annaaru. Andike pattukochchaaaaaa. Joke-6 balayya goes to the programme “koun banega karod pathi”. the conversation between amitabachchan and balayya. Amitab: In which state godavari flows? Balayya: Liquid State (some one is clapped amitab is shocked ) (balayya looked behind) Jr N: Babai super!!! Joke-7 American: First we land on moon Russian: First we land on jupitor Balayya from India: Said first we land on sun America: How is it possible itso hot Balayya: Ore swamy memu night land ayyamura Joke-8 Balayya’s 60th B’day NTR – Cake meeda BULB endhuku petav babai? Balayya – 60 Candels pettadam kastam kada andhukani, 60 wats bulb pettanu..! NTR – Nuvvu keka babai Joke-9 Movie Dialogues about Balayya Pokiri: Evadi cinima chusthe, dimma dirigi mind block avuthundo vaade ballayy Aadi: Ammathodu addanga narukkunta Avadikanna Balayya theliyaka pothey? Joke-10 BALLAYA KI PELLI PELLI CHUPULU…………. Balayya – Entha varaku chadivavu Ammayi: B.A Balayya – chadivinave 2 mukkalu avi kuda malla reverse lona….!!!!!!!!! Joke-11 Balayya – “batta tala” vunte chala goppa vallu avtaranta nijamena??? Lecturer – “Cheviti na kodaka ‘batta tala’ kadu ra ‘pattudala’ Joke-12 Once a Donkey Kicked Balayya & Ran away. Balayya started chasing & found a zebra & started beating by saying “dress maruste kanipettalena !!!!!!!!!!!! Joke-13 Aghora tells ballaya abt magadheera “vadu mande agni golam la kanipistadu” Balayya – Mari Tuesday ela untadu? AGHORA: Inko 400 years ayna nuv marav ra baaliga Joke-14 Jr.NTR – Adenti babai pinni pregnant kada mari delivari ki hospital kakunda pizza shop ki enduku teeskellav? Balayya – Aare pizza shop lo delivery free anta ra….!!!!!!! Joke-15 Balayya – Arey na lover ki msg pampali ra. Jr NTR – BABAI NEN PAMPISTA na mobile ivu. Balayya – Aare jagrata hand writing teda rakunda chudu..!!! Joke-16 Ballaya calling 2 customer care, a girl received the call Balayya – hello evaru? Girl – I am sita Balayya – Ayyo devuda..idhi AYODHYA ki vellinda!! Sorry sitamma !!!!! Joke-17 Jr NTR – Babai 4 x 3 entha ???? Balayya – Adhi kooda teliyadanu kunnava 4 x 3 = 12 ra. Jr NTR – Aithe 3 x 4 entha ??? Balayya – abbaa question reverse ga adigithe answer cheppa lenani anukunnava ??? 3 x 4 = 21 Joke-18 Yamudu – I’m Going to Take ur life . Tell ur last wish Balayya – pls come and watch my film : simha Yamudu – Rascal.. Nenu neeku Sketch veste, nuvvu naaku sketch vesthava ??? Joke-19 Balayya Proposes her college mate : Rani I LOVE YOU!! RANI – Poyi Principal ki cheptha. Balayya – Principal ki already pelli ayipoyindha gaaa.. Joke-20 Once Balayya & Jr.NTR will go to shop for re-charging mobile with top up card Shop Keeper – 30 Rs. Card re-charge chesukunte 26 Rs talk time vasthundhi. Balayya – aithe migatha 4 Rs. Ki Biscuits ivvu Jr NTR – Babai. Cream biscuits ivvamani cheppu Joke-21 Once there was an offer in a shop “Take anything for Rs.1000 and get 1 saree free”.. Balayya goes into the shop takes change for Rs.1000 and asks for Free saree Joke-22 Balayya to Jr NTR – Velli chetlaki(Tree) ki nilu pattu Jr NTR – It’s already raining. Balayya – So what take an umbrella and go. Jr NTR – Nuvu Keka babai Joke-23 Balayya – I’ll never marry in my life and I’ll give same advice to my children also Joke-24 Laxmi pranitha asked Jr NTR what sort of books you like Jr NTR – Check books. Joke-25 Ballaya giving exam while standing at the door. Jr NTR – Babai Why are you standing at the door? Balayya – Abbai, I am giving entrance test Joke-26 Jr NTR – Babai nenu ivala Rs 1000/- odipoyanu Balayya – Ela abbai Jr NTR – Morning cricket match lo Rs 500/- bet kattanu, INDIA Match odipoyindhi Balayya – Abbai 500 ee kada, maari migitha 500 Jr NTR – Night high lights mida 500 petta babai, malli odipoyindhi Joke-27 Balayya participated in cycle race..Baaga thokkadu kani Odipoyadu Jr NTR – Enduku odipoyawu babai Balayya – Evado cycle ki stand vesadu ra.. Joke-28 BREAKING NEWS ISRO DOES NOT EXISTS ANYMORE…..!! Balayya – PURCHASED ALL THE ROCKETS FOR DIWALI. CELEBRATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joke-29 Lecturer asked Jy NTR as: THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF BALAYYA WOULD HAVE BORN 150 YEARS AGO..????? Jr NTR – - BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR INDEPENDANCE… Joke-30 Lecturer asked Jy NTR as: THE PYRAMIDS IN EGYPT ARE ACTUALLY what? Jr NTR – - Thet are Babai PRIMARY SCHOOL CRAFT PROJECTS!!!!!!!!!!!! Joke-31 DEFINITION OF SOLAR ECLIPSE: WHEN BALAYYA STARES AT SUN WITH ANGER, SUN HIDES BEHIND THE MOON. THIS GREATEST PHENOMENA IS CALLED SOLAR ECLIPSE………!!!!! Joke-32 Lecturer asked Jy NTR as: Do you know what Ghajini never forgets? Jr NTR – - GHAJINI never forgets BALAYYA name!!!! Ghajini has a tatto with Babai name on his soul Joke-33 Balayyas next project. Titanic in Telugu . Climax revised. Both survive. Balayya swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and Titanic in the other. Joke-34 THE SARDARJIS ASSOCIATION HAS DECIDED TO DONATE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS TO BALAYYA AS A TOKEN OF THANKS FOR SHIFTING PEOPLES FOCUS AWAY FROM THEM!!!!! :p Joke-35 Balayya gets an message on his cell: kannayya your son is dead Balayya jumps from the 50th floor at 45th floor he remembers that he did not have a son at 23rd floor he remmebers that he is not married at 3rd floor “shit my name is not kannayya it is Balayya” Joke-36 Joke-36 Jr NTR asked Balayya do you know MS Office? Balayya – Give me the address, i will GO Joke-37 Ballaya buy coffee for Jr NTR Ballaya says… Drink quickly.. Jr NTR – Enduku babai Balayya – says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10 Joke-38 American – Do any great man born your village?? Balayya – No only small babies born here. Joke-39 Once Balayya attended an Interview. Interviewer – Give me the opposite words. Balayya – Ok Interviewer – Made in India Balayya – Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer – Good Keep it Up Balayya – Bad Put it Down Interviewer – Maxi Mum Balayya – Mini Dad Interviewer – Enough! Take your Seat Balayya – Insufficient! Don’t take my seat Interviewer – Idiot! Take your seat Balayya – Clever! Don’t take my seat Interviewer – I say you get out! Balayya – You didn’t say I come in Interviewer – I reject you! Balayya – You appoint me Joke-40 Jr.Ntr&balaya walking on the road. They saw 1000Rs note on the road. Jr NTR – Manam fifty fifty theesukundam babai. Balayya – Migilina 900 em chedam ra Joke-41 Balakrishna went to cloth market Balayya – Manchi cloth chupinchandi.. Salesman – plane lo chupinch mantara…. Balayya – Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu… Joke-42 Interviewer – Me birth place ekkda…? Balayya – Tiruvnannthapuram…. Interviewer – Tell me the spelling…? Balayya – Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu… Joke-43 NTR – Babai ratri mobile charging petti padukoku.. Balayya – : Endukura …? NTR – Battery blast avutundanta… Balayya – Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battery teesi charging Pettanu… Joke-44 NTR – Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…? Balayya – Side effects rakunda untayani.. NTR – Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…? Balayya – Abundance na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna… Joke-45 “SPIDER MAN” remaking BALAIAH and the Title will be. “SEEMALO SALEPURUGU” CAPTION: Veedu paakaledu yem Peekaledu Joke-46 Balakrishna and Jr NTR iddaru Raylaseema ki vellaru. Rayala seema lo adugupettagane Balakrishna ventane Mattini pattukoni vasan choossadu antha lone face change chesukunnadu. Ventane…. Jr NTR – Babai em ayyendi face ala change chesukunnavu Balayya – Mattivasana maripoyindi raaa Jr NTR – Nuvvu pattukunnadi matti kaadu babai PEDA….. Joke-47 Teacher – Balayya how many fingers in your hand? Balayya – ’6′madam. Teacher – neeku enni sarlu cheppanu, nikkar lo cheyyi petti answer cheppoddani.. Joke-48 Joke-49 Balayya in flight shouts: I have reached Bangalore. I have reached Bangalore. Air hostess: B silent Balayya. Balayya shouts: I have reached Angalore Angalore Joke-50 Balayya – Abbai Look out of the window and tell me if the indicator lights are working or not. Jr NTR – Yes, No Yes No Yes No Balayya – Correct ga chepu raa, vasthunaya leda Jr NTR – Yes, No Yes No Yes No Joke-51 Balayya – writing something very slowly. Jr NTR – Babai Why are you writing slowly? Balayya – Em ledu raa, mana Tarak ki letter rasthunanu vadu fast ga chadava ledu ga.. Jr NTR – Nuvu keka Babai Joke-52 Balayya is setting up a new college in Hyderabad and decided to name it as “Balayya Medical college of Engineering” Joke-53 A bird SHITS on BALAYYA- He shouts Angrily, “NEE YANKAMMA DRAWYER ESUKOACHU KADA” then Bird shouted Back,”NEE AYYA NUV DRAWYER LO VELTHAVA ENTRA!” Joke-54 Balayya in a Computr LAB lecturer questioned, what is Microsoft Excel? Balayya – “It is a powder like Surf Excel to clean computer Joke-55 BALAIAH English exam kosam “FRIEND” ane essay prepare ayyadu. Kani examlo “FATHER” ane essay vachindi. FRIND place lo FATHER petti ila rasadu. = = I AM A VERY FATHER’LY PERSON. I HAVE LOTS OF FATHER’S. SOME OF MY FATHER’S ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR . Jr NTR – Nuvu keka babai Joke-56 Balayya’s wife: Yemandi.. ikkada lifeboy soap pettanu ledhe? Balayya – TV lo arogyaniki rakshana isthundhi lifeboy ani add vasthunte chusi soap thinesa. Joke-57 Balayya – Doctorgaru, meeru raasina mandullo (medicines) anni dorikayi kaani… aa last medicine maatram dorakatam ledu… Doctor – Stupid, ela dorukuthundi… adi naa signature ra JAFFA… Joke-58 A friend of Balayya asks him a question: Friend – khali kadupuna(empty stomach) nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu? Balayya – 6 Friend – kaadu nuvvu okkati kante ekkuva tinalevu…. Balayya – Ala ela autundi.. sare naaku prove chesi chupinchu. ani antadu.. Friend – ok.. nuvvu okka idli thinna ventane.. adi khali kadupu avvadu kada??? Balayya – abba super joke cheppav ra.. maa Jr.NTR ni kuda aduguthanu.. ani akkadi nundi vellipothadu… Balayya goes to Jr.NTR & asks him the same question: Balayya – Orey khali kadupuna nuvvu enni idlilu tinagalavu.. Jr.NTR:10 Balayya – Cha 6 ani cheppi unte neekoka super joke cheppevadini… Joke-59 Balayya has applied for a job in mobile company and he was thrown out for answering the first question itself… you know what was the question? Interviewer – Which is the best and biggest network and the answer was an amazing one….. Balayya – CARTOON NETWORK. Joke-60 Balayya goes to a shop for buying shampoo. Balayya – Ee shampoo entha? Shopkeeper – 110Rs Balayya – Deenitho paatu emanna free unda? Shopkeeper – Emiledu sir. Balayya – Enduku abaddam cheptav.. deeni meeda dandruff free ani raasi undi kada? mari emi free ledu antaave??? Joke-61 Ballaya to shopkeeper: oka 8th class book ivvandi Shopkeeper – Stock ledu Balayya – Aithe rendu 4th class books ivvandi repu exam undi naku Joke-62 Lecturer – Why did Balayya put his radio in his refrigerator Jr Ntr – Because he wanted to hear cool music. Joke-63 Lecturer – Why did Balayya sleep with a scale? Jr Ntr – Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept Joke-64 Balayya – All over my body where I press I have pain. Doctor – Take whole body scan. Balayya – Ok Doctor – Result of scan: finger fractured! Joke-65 Balayya – Orey abbai, samudram enduku ‘uppongu tundi’? Jr Ntr – Babai, samudram lo uppu untundi kabatti.. edi kuda teliyadha? Joke-66 Oneday Balayya was walking in the rain. Jr Ntr – Asked why there is a hole in the Umrella? Balayya – How do I know if rain stops, that’s why this hole Joke-67 JAILER – asked Balayya nuvvu jail ku endhuku vachav? Balayya – oka lady journalist T shirt midha “press” ani rasi unte press chesaa anthe ! Joke-68 Balayya – Whats your car name Jr Ntr – I dont know but it starts with T Balayya – You are very Lucky my Car starts with Petrol ! Joke-69 Balayya – Lost His Cheque Book.! Bank Manager – Be Careful, Any1 Can Put Ur Sign. Balayya – I m Not Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques Joke-70 Balayya – Was putting dogs tail into a pipe. Jr Ntr – Babai dogs tail never become straight. Balayya – Orey idiot I am trying to bend the pipe. Joke-71 Balayya – sir, phone lo roju bedhirimpu calls vastunnai Police – Emani? Balayya – Recharge cheskokapothe connection cut chestamani sir! Joke-72 Balayya – orey dheeni meaning cheppu ra’I AM GOING “ante enti? Jr Ntr – ‘nenu velthunna’. Balayya – plz ra answer cheppi pora. Joke-73 Balayya – I am soooo happy to share with u all that Rakhi Savanth is in my next movie……..! Jr Ntr – Oooh God!! Babai…….You have no Idea what you are saying……….!!!! Balayya – Yes, I have no Idea, mine is Airtel………..!!!! from that only I am saying…. Joke-74 Balayya – Balayya circle ga theruguthu vuntadu Jr Ntr – Enduku babai circle ga theruguthu vunnavu Balayya – Nenu okadiki call chesthe vallu therigi prayatnenchandhi ani annaru andhuke! Jr Ntr – Nevvu keka babai!! Joke-75 Balayya – Balayya Thalakendhuluga velladuthunnadu Jr Ntr – Enduku babai thalakendhuluga velladuthunnadu. Balayya – Thala noppiraa.. Jr Ntr – Ayethe tablet vesuko Balayya – Nenu fool ne anukuntunnava, nenu tablet vesukunna kani adhi kadupuloki vellindhi, kabbati adhi thalaloke vellalanee thalakendhuluga velladuthunnadu. Jr Ntr – Nuvvu keka babai Joke-76 Jr Ntr – Babai water nundi current enduku teetharu…? Balayya – Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara.. Joke-77 Old & Blind Man – Babu idi pagala rathra? Balayya replied- Ammo thatha garu nenu kuda e vuriki kothe. Old & Blind Man – Ori baaliga nuvva ra. Joke-78 Nurse – Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi … Balayya – Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi……….???? Joke-79 Jr Ntr – Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu…? Balayya – Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu “OVER AINDI” ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra …..! Joke-80 Balayya bobo joke Bobo speed 1 bit memory 1 bite Presentation scene: Question-1: who is the worst actor hari krishna or tarak? Ans: hypothetical question Question-2: Mee daggarnunchi andariki nacche film eppudu vastundi? Ans: adi meeru 100 yrs wait chesina raadu Last Question: Devudu vunnada leda? Ans: kaleja cinema chusa devudu unnadu… Joke-81 Balayya Next Movie Dialogue – ప్రజల కోసం కుక్కనవుత, ఊర కుక్కనవుతా, పిచ్చి కుక్కనవుతా, ఇంకా ఊర పందిని కూడా అవుతా!! Joke-82 Jr Ntr – Babai….antha cool water tho bath ela chesthunav, chali veyatleda… Balayya – Arey jaffa nenu already sweeter vesukoni Nevu keka Babai