RAJNIKANT IS BACK WITH LATEST COLLECTION

๐Ÿ‘จ When Rajnikant was a student … TEACHERS used to BUNK the CLASSES!!! ๐Ÿ˜† ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Rajnikant purchased a road roller … Guess why??? To IRON his CLOTHES!!! ๐Ÿ‘” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue ... BIRDS returned GRAINS they took LAST YEAR as well!!! ๐Ÿค ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ If Rajnikant works in BPO ... CLIENTS would WORK in SHIFTS!!! ๐Ÿƒ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Rajnikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking, "Solve any 100 questions" ... He solved all 150 and wrote, "Rascalla! CHECK ANY 100!!! ๐Ÿ“ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ One day Rajnikant thought to play cricket in monsoon ... RAIN STOPPED due to PLAY!!! ☔ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Tonight at 9 Rajnikant can be seen in the sky … as he is PARTICIPTING in the Asian Games’ HIGH JUMP event!!! ๐Ÿƒ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Rajnikant's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, he has twisted the climax ... both the lead actors and the ship survive ... Rajnikant SWIMS across the Atlantic Ocean ๐ŸŠ with the HEROINE in one hand ... and the TITANIC in the other!!! ⛵ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Rajnikant doesn’t breathe … AIR comes to HIDE in his LUNGS!!! ๐Ÿ’ญ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened … we got two copies of the Xerox machine!!! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Once upon a time Rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth ... today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT!!! ๐Ÿข ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Rajnikant can produce fire by rubbing two ice cubes!!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Rajnikant runs until treadmill gets tired!!! ๐Ÿƒ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ In the back cover of WORLD RECORD BOOKS its written, "All records are held by Rajnikant ... listed names are second in place!!! ✌ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Rajnikant added Facebook as his friend!!! ๐Ÿ’ป ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Once Rajnikant was on hot seat in KBC ... and computer needed to choose the questions!!! ๐Ÿ’ป ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ Rajnikant can whistle in five different languages!!! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ๐Ÿ‘จ If Rajnikant's PC hangs ... its time for next Windows release by Microsoft!!! ๐Ÿ“€

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